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Kalculator (Kaleidoscope, Kalcifer)
These are names given to a special person. To someone who really deserves it. A kalcifer is kind, giving, caring and absolutely adorable. In fact, I'm in love with one and will marry one someday.
Kaleidoscope. You make me the happiest chiggen nugget I could ever EVER be. I can't believe that I may have never met you, it scares me to think in another universe you're not by my side. But you are in this one and I'll forever be grateful. Silly wh*re. Heh. As I've said you are my comfort person and I wouldn't have it any other way.
One day we'll go to Paris and have our honeymoon in Greece. But right now we'll indulge in the delicacies of our youth and have lots of fun!
Love Emo
Kaleidoscope. You make me the happiest chiggen nugget I could ever EVER be. I can't believe that I may have never met you, it scares me to think in another universe you're not by my side. But you are in this one and I'll forever be grateful. Silly wh*re. Heh. As I've said you are my comfort person and I wouldn't have it any other way.
One day we'll go to Paris and have our honeymoon in Greece. But right now we'll indulge in the delicacies of our youth and have lots of fun!
Love Emo
Kalculator (Kaleidoscope, Kalcifer) being defined with dialogue:
Emo- Do you want to know how much I love Kalificent?
Person 2- How much?
Emo- I love her more than the simple words accredited in the dictionary. My love for them is not easily explained by essay writing and speeches that would run on for days, no. It is measured in the feeling, the emotions ze creates within me. That of which are nearly indescribable. It is not easily defined. They are raw, rich and flavourful feelings. Kalculator is so much more than a person. Because they just don't make people as perfect anymore- ever even. I love them. How much is almost impossible to speak. But trust that I feel it. Because I do.
Emo- Do you want to know how much I love Kalificent?
Person 2- How much?
Emo- I love her more than the simple words accredited in the dictionary. My love for them is not easily explained by essay writing and speeches that would run on for days, no. It is measured in the feeling, the emotions ze creates within me. That of which are nearly indescribable. It is not easily defined. They are raw, rich and flavourful feelings. Kalculator is so much more than a person. Because they just don't make people as perfect anymore- ever even. I love them. How much is almost impossible to speak. But trust that I feel it. Because I do.
Kalculator (Kaleidoscope, Kalcifer) by evalynn austin January 10, 2023
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