These are names given to a special person. To someone who really deserves it. A kalcifer is kind, giving, caring and absolutely adorable. In fact, I'm in love with one and will marry one someday.
Kaleidoscope. You make me the happiest chiggen nugget I could ever EVER be. I can't believe that I may have never met you, it scares me to think in another universe you're not by my side. But you are in this one and I'll forever be grateful. Silly wh*re. Heh. As I've said you are my comfort person and I wouldn't have it any other way.
One day we'll go to Paris and have our honeymoon in Greece. But right now we'll indulge in the delicacies of our youth and have lots of fun!
Love Emo
Kalculator (Kaleidoscope, Kalcifer) being defined with dialogue:
Emo- Do you want to know how much I love Kalificent?
Person 2- How much?
Emo- I love her more than the simple words accredited in the dictionary. My love for them is not easily explained by essay writing and speeches that would run on for days, no. It is measured in the feeling, the emotions ze creates within me. That of which are nearly indescribable. It is not easily defined. They are raw, rich and flavourful feelings. Kalculator is so much more than a person. Because they just don't make people as perfect anymore- ever even. I love them. How much is almost impossible to speak. But trust that I feel it. Because I do.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.