Kaleb Fowler 

A “Kaleb Fowler” is a man who is incredibly kind, very lovable, and, also, perverted. He can’t help but make you smile when you see his. He is “too caring” and “not caring enough.” But in reality he cares a lot, his tone of voice just puts it off. He loves Milk Duds and coffee. And he loves Slime Rancher 2, GTA V online, and talking to his friends. If you ever happen to get a Kaleb Fowler, don’t forget to tell him you love him every day. He’s incredibly special, even the most brutal people love him.
Actual conversation I had about a Kaleb Fowler:

Friend: If you hurt him I’m gonna hurt you.
Me: I love him. I would never hurt him.
Friend: Good.
…
Me: He’s very lovable.
..

Friend: Yeah, he is.
…
Me: I love Kaleb Fowler.

Kaleb Fowler by Nyx Dawn October 1, 2022

Kaleb Fowler 

A “Kaleb Fowler” is a man who is incredibly kind, very lovable, and, also, perverted. He can’t help but make you smile when you see his. He is “too caring” and “not caring enough.” But in reality he cares a lot, his tone of voice just puts it off. He loves Milk Duds and coffee. And he loves Slime Rancher 2, GTA V online, and talking to his friends. If you ever happen to get a Kaleb Fowler, don’t forget to tell him you love him every day. He’s incredibly special, even the most brutal people love him.

Actual conversation I had about a Kaleb Fowler:
Friend: If you hurt him I’m gonna hurt you.
Me: I love him. I would never hurt him.
Friend: Good.
…
Me: He’s very lovable.
..

Friend: Yeah, he is.

Kaleb Fowler by Nyx Dawn October 1, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004