(kak ' a lak) n. Colloq. Carolina 1. an endearment of the Carolinas, especially by people raised in the area who have moved elsewhere. Conveys a tongue-in- cheek quality, a willingness to laugh at oneself and one's origins, while still remaining proud and affectionate towards them.

I was born in North Kakalak and raised in South Kakalak.

Kakalak by Beth Cagle Burt July 30, 2006

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Kablackistan

Term used to describe a location that is either remote, worthless or located in the Middle East. The reference to the Middle East is in light of that fact that every third country there ends in "stan".

"Drive three hours to go to a party? Where the fuck is it? Kablackistan?"
"This town is a piece of shit, we might as well be in Kablackistan."
-"My buddy in the Marines is goin overseas in a couple weeks."
-"Oh yeah? Where to?"
-"Kablackistan or some shit"

Kablackistan by Dusted Up October 21, 2007

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Kakalak

Kak•a•lak (kak ' a lak) n. (Colloq.) (various spellings including Cacalacky) 1. A folksy slang for "Carolina"--an amalgamation with "Appalachia". 2. an endearment of the Carolinas, especially by people raised in the area who have moved elsewhere. Conveys a tongue-in- cheek quality, a willingness to laugh at oneself and one's origins, while still remaining proud and affectionate towards them.

I live in South Kakalak and work in North Kakalak.

Kakalak by Beth Cagle Burt September 13, 2007

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kakamakis

sitting in warm water for at least one hour when the mans scrotum is loose enough he then inserts a testicle into his anus

whoa, i heard that guy gave himself a kakamakis in the jacquizi

kakamakis by numbr81 February 8, 2010

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