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The male land-owner of the Hinata Dorm in the Manga / Anime "Love Hina". Also an artist and a day dreamer who desperately tries to get into Tokyo University to fulfill a promise he made 15 years ago. Tends to get into many "pervy" situations with the female residents.
Keitaro got smacked by Naru for accidentally peeping while she undressed.
KEITARO by >_<; March 31, 2005
Words you can keep
Is a dirty little whore you loves drinking old women nut
I sure wish I was a Keitaro
Keitaro by Sjsjrngjcjed April 15, 2020
Used for someone who is clumsy, perverted, or just plain stupid. In other cultures, it is used for someone who gets off on kissing turtles and stealing women's panties.

(Hint Hint: Love Hina)
My best friend is such a Keitaro!
Keitaro by Narusegawa May 22, 2003
Keitaro is a ugly little faggot who loves sucking on a woman named Rachaels titties and licking her cucci while sipping on her nut
Keitaro is a boy
Keitaro by Sjsjrngjcjed April 15, 2020
the most based person on this side of the border
1: "You know Keitaro, right?"

2: "Of course I know Keitaro, he's only the supreme emperor of reality!"
Keitaro by giant men December 20, 2023

Dirty Keitaro 

A cum thirsty slut that can’t control themselves when they’re hard.
God that guy is hot, maybe we can manipulate him into having a threesome with us, I heard he’s a dirty Keitaro so it shouldn’t be hard.
Dirty Keitaro by Mxster April 15, 2020

Dirty Keitaro 

A cum thirsty slut move where someone ejaculates onto ones body just to make it harder for them to clean up.
Yooo dude, Miranda pulled a dirty Keitaro on you while you were asleep!
Dirty Keitaro by Mxster April 15, 2020
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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