Kaiser Baby

An incredibly ugly newborn human. Named for the porcelain baby doll created in the likeness of Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany, to commemorate his birth.

"He was quite the Kaiser baby at first, but he grew-up to be adorable."

Kaiser Baby by Ula Barber January 14, 2008

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