Kaeya Simp 

A Kaeya Simp is a person who loves Kaeya Alberich from the popular game Genshin Impact. Kaeya Simps either want to fuck him so hard or just like his voluptuous tiddies. Their pinterest feed is most likely full of Kaeya fanart and their search history is full of Kaeya rule 34 and Kaeya nsfw. Most of the reasons people simp for Kaeya because of his big overstuffed tiddies or his 7-10 inch dong which they want to ride.

Kaeya Simp: I love Kaeya so much! I can talk about him all day.

Person: You are such a Kaeya Simp.

Kaeya Simp by Someone Unpopular 69 November 6, 2022

A REAL Kaeya Simp 

In general, Kaeya simps are people who really love Kaeya, a male character from Genshin Impact. Many people say Kaeya simps only want to fuck Kaeya because he is hot and have a lot of NSFW images of him. While that may be true, that is not the only thing that REAL Kaeya simps have in common. Real Kaeya simps know Kaeya's backstory by heart and always stay up to date in case of new lore drops about him. They sympathize with Kaeya and really want him to reconcile with Diluc so that they can talk like how they used to talk before the "big incident". Before fucking Kaeya, Kaeya simps really want to hug him or see him genuinely smile after many years of sadness and depression. They want to see Kaeya actually Happy.

Person 1: Is that the Kaeya Simp?
Person 2: No, that's a REAL Kaeya Simp.

A REAL Kaeya Simp by do_not_disturb November 8, 2022

kaeyasimpforlife 

A very hot alpha that is never in heat and takes over armys of betas, betas are never aloud EVER infront of the one hot alpha kaeyasimpforlife

Woh alphas so cool and hot kaeyasimpforlife soooo hor

kaeyasimpforlife by peelord August 30, 2021