do_not_disturb's definitions

Daniel

He's kinda zesty, he likes shaming people (as a joke idk kinda harsh sometimes but u can hit him), he's not okay i would not be surprised if he got put into a mental hospital. He's kinda smart though sometimes, other times he has memory loss and doesn't pay attention to people so thats kinda annoying but thats okay its daniel. lmfao. oh yeah hes kinda funny too cuz he has offensive humour. yeah guys u all need a daniel in ur life to abuse. WE LOVE DANIEL!

Person 1: Who is that zesty, weird ass dude

Person 2: Oh that's Daniel

Person 3: Oh okay.

by do_not_disturb January 16, 2025

DILF

DILF (Dick I'd like to fight)

"Bro that guy is a DILF"
"He's a dick fym"
"Exactly, he's a dick i'd like to fight."

by do_not_disturb March 12, 2024

Fiona

Very cute and pretty, she could get a boyfriend easily if she tried, but she has very high standards. Because of those high standards its not easy for her to like someone ☹️☹️, she is very nice though, best wing-woman when it comes to helping her friend get closer to her crush.

Person 1: Who is fiona? Fiona from shrek?

Person 2: NO! It's fiona, that girl who is very pretty and likes cats
Person 1: OH OKAY, THANK YOU

by do_not_disturb December 14, 2023

Conan

He's very hot, very pretty hands, has a very cute cat that everyone wants to steal, bro is so blind he doesn't know when a girl likes him. He has an ex gf but they lasted a day because they mutually agreed about some random shit like huhhhhh, oh he watched link click, oh yeah anime kid, oh yeah hes a gifted kid 😒😒😒, he helps people with math, acts gay but isn't gay ☹️😔

Person 1: Who is conan
Person 2: Oh conan is very blind, its that guy whos on the floor dying

Person 1: Oh woah hes dyring thats so interesting.

by do_not_disturb December 14, 2023

Conan

Conan is a guy who is very smart. He probably goes to a gifted school and also pulls lots of girls. He is very dense though and probably will not realize if a girl likes him unless she tells him. However, he may break up with a girl a day after getting together - out of mutual understanding - by realizing that they can't work out. Since Conan is very smart, he will help you not fail math and actually pass your exams. Most of the time though, Conan procrastinates his own homework which is really bad for him as he ends up getting no sleep. Poor Conan

Person 1: Woah how did you get so high on your math test??
Person 2: Conan helped me, he's really smart. Without him, I would've failed!!
Person 1: Oh, I need help too! Tell him to help me too!
Person 2: Okay!

by do_not_disturb November 19, 2023

Isaiah

Isaiah is a very nice guy, he has a good personality and is a bit sassy. He has great stripper skills and is a good volleyball player. His parents force him to cut his hair and he gets sad because his hair looked better long. He is a great artist and has a lot of friends.

Person A: Is that Isaiah?

Person: Yes, he's so nice, he's amazing at volleyball.

by do_not_disturb May 26, 2023

Kaeya

Kaeya is a male Genshin Impact character. Don't mischaracterize him as "The guy who will probably fuck everyone in Mondstadt." Kaeya has a traumatic backstory. When he was a child, his dad left him at Dawn Winery and told him to be a spy for Khanri'ah, his fallen homeland. "You are our only hope", his dad said, that was a heavy burden that a child shouldn't have to hold. Kaeya met Diluc and his dad at Dawn Winery, he spent a great childhood and teenage years with them. However, on the day Diluc's dad died, Kaeya felt guilty about the fact that he was a spy, that his father figure died and he couldn't think straight. Without properly thinking it through, he told Diluc that he was a spy for Khanri'ah and that was when things went bad. Kaeya and Diluc fought, Kaeya got an injury on his eye from Diluc and got his cryo vision. Because he got a cryo vision, he survived, but many say that he didn't want a vision as he wanted to die because (canon part)- he didn't want to choose between Khanri'ah and Mondstadt. After that day, they drifted apart and in the present, Kaeya is pretending to be happy and is hiding all his sadness and depression under a fake smile.

Going back to what I said at the start, do you still think "He would fuck everyone in Mondstadt"?

Person 1: Kaeya would literally fuck everyone in Mondstadt.

Person 2: Of course not, he's too depressed to do that and he would probably spend his time drinking at the tavern instead.

by do_not_disturb November 8, 2022