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Karenavirus

The Karenavirus is a viral infection that spreads 8.6 times easier than the flu.

Symptoms include:

Obsessive need to speak the manager, fiendish use of coupons, frequent bogo related tendencies, dying hair from
blonde to red, dying hair from red back to blonde again, and in extreme cases an uncontrollable verbal support for the MAGA community
The Karenavirus was a hoax created by the government to keep Karen’s from having 6 classes.
Karenavirus by dino mattz March 29, 2020
Related Words
Kawena is a rare female name. In Hawaiian it's means a rosey reflection. Kawena is very caring. She'll make you laugh even if she's feeling down. No matter what she's going through there's always a smile on her face and a smile on your face. Dont get her mad or she'll pop you in your head. Don't take her for granted because you'll regret it. She's beautiful in some ways but the most important thing is that she has a big heart.
Kawena is so nice. LIT
Kawena by Yourmom_is_a_woe March 14, 2017

Keenanism 

An arcane philosophy in which follows the belief of contrary thought. What is isn't, what will be won't, and inversely so.

Understanding and believing contradictory things simultaneously. Created by an unknown man, recognized by the few who follow this philosophy as both sane and insane; For obvious reasons. Many believe this way of thinking originated from "Doublethink," George Orwell's "1984."
The woman both regards and disregards Keenanism as a way of life.
Keenanism by D0ntPan1c May 29, 2018
Kalena is a hard person to get to know. She’ll shut you out but slowly let you in if you try. Any boy will get lost in her eyes because they are her most gorgeous feature although all of her is perfect. She falls in love way to easily although she always try not to cause she doesn’t want to get hurt. If she messages you it’s because you mean something to her so don’t shut her out. She dances a lot and can sing better than most people. Whatever you do, don’t mess with her feeling cause it’ll fuck her up real bad.
Boy: Can I meet you?
Kalena: Mmm
Boy: Please
Kalena:...
Kalena by alwaysinlove February 21, 2019
Keenah means to be awsome. There will never be another like Keenah. Keenah's are someone who loves to have a good time and loves to be loved. They will do anything for family and friends. Keenah's are loyal, a fighter, emotional, and full of love. Tends to value friendships more than others and fights for what's worth fighting for. Stronger than you think and weaker than you think. If you come accross a Keenah she is a person who will overcome most obstacles, but still may need help from time to time doing so. Humble people. A Genuine and sincere people. but overall, Keenah is awsome.
Adjective : Keenah is the most awsome chick i know! (AWSOME BEING THE ADJECTIVE)
Keenah by by AnAwsomeChick July 9, 2012
Kareena's are definitely the people you want to be around!!!
Kareena's are kind, amazing, radiant, elegant, expressive, nice, and overall awesome. Kareena's can balance good grades, after school activities, and a great personality. They tend to have lots of loving friends, but they can be a real asshole when they want to. Kareena's also tend to be noisy and have slight trust issues. But as long as your friends with a Kareena you'll be loved.

Did I also forget to mention that Kareena's are awesome.
Oh gosh I wish I was more like a Kareena.