KMart Connection 

A internet connection that is very laggy

I can hit this guy he is laging so bad he must have a KMart Connection.

KMart Connection by CANINE February 19, 2008

KMart Connection 

When someone's Internet connection has become so unbearably bad that it is laughable and meme worthy. Insinuating that KMart wifi is not desirable.

"Damn John lagged out of the lobby again?"
"Yea he got that KMart connection up & runnin."

KMart Connection by SustainedLizard June 9, 2023