klonk 

The metallic sound when you hit someone in the head who has helmet in Counter-Strike.

1. OH-HOHOHO! What a nice KLONK! :D He's probably panicked now.

klonk by Spiffelight February 5, 2007

klonk 

to hit the fuck out of someone

"i am about to klonk this ho in the face"

klonk by love._sydneyy June 24, 2022

klonk 

to hit the shit out of someone

did you see will smith klonk chris rock?!

klonk by love._sydneyy June 24, 2022

Klink Klonk 37 

A new 37thcolor, only attainable through use of LSD.

Guy 1 “I love how you use Klink Klonk 37 in your wardrobe”

Guy 2 “Thank you! Ever since I popped a tab, I can’t stop buying it!”

Klink Klonk 37 by $lick$loth April 30, 2019

Klonopinions

When a person has taken Klonopin and has very strong opinions about various subjects, but these strong opinions keep changing as the night goes on because the person cannot remember what he or she was talking about.

Joey had so many klonopinions last night that I had to leave the Lag Wagon show early. Joey Cape is very Klonopinionated

Klonopinions by Fat Mike of NOFX June 15, 2015

klondike thunder 

Someone stomping through the house waking everybody up

Try to sleep I wish Klondike thunder would quit stopmping through the house.

klondike thunder by Bearcatkev June 10, 2018

Klonopin kloud 

The pleasant cloud of apathy one might find oneself floating upon were one to ingest a decent amount of clonazepam (Klonopin).

I took double my prescribed Klonopin this morning and now I'm floating on a Klonopin kloud.

Klonopin kloud by Egodeath February 25, 2009