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DNA extractor from an unconscious or not lucid police detainee. The typical job is to masturbate passed out suspects for semen collection to later be used as DNA evidence during prosecution.
Another passed out subject? Someone call the Klatt in here to wrangle some evidence out of this guy.
Klatt by Loki25w June 27, 2019
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tero baje ko nati ko jhilimili kattu 

It is a nepali phrase. It means your grandfather's grandson's shining underwear.
tero baje ko nati ko jhilimili kattu!What are you doing?

klantucky 

redneck, trailer trash paradise south of the Ohio, north of the Cumberland, east of the Mississippi and west of the Smokey Mountains.
In the hollers they saaang : well a yo ho-ho to mah ole' klantucky home, pass me the 'shine pappy I'ze 'bout to git out and fuck me some sheep, heh, heh, heh ...
klantucky by Virgin Suicides April 20, 2017

Klattatonic 

The state often succeeding a Klattaclysm marked by debilitating silent laughter and a temporary inability to function or maintain coherent conversation.
We were talking about physics and she suddenly entered a klattatonic state, I don't even know how it happened.
Klattatonic by sumiambrosia July 24, 2009

Klaatu Verata Necto 

These are the spoken words required to retrieve the Necronomicon. If you do not speak the words "Klaatu Verata Necto" before picking up the Necronomicon, there will be hell to pay.
Ash attempts to pickup the Necronomicon, and fails to say the words "Klaatu Verata Necto". The demons below the earth wake and attempt to destroy Middle Earth. (see the movie "Army of Darkness" with Bruce Campbell).

Kattumadam 

What a kattumadam you have there
Kattumadam by Jfse4553 July 11, 2019