A klank is another word for tea or drama. It is also another word for "life updates." When you tell someone a klank, you are telling them what's new with you, or any tea that has happened recently.
Klanks is the plural version, that is only used when you say you have many life updates, not when you have a lot of tea/drama.

me: I have some pretty juicy klank.
friend: Ooo spill it.

me: Do you have any klank?
friend: Yes, I have many klanks.

Klank by anonymous May 28, 2021

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KLANK!

A relation of the Cunt family but not as offensive just funnier. KLANK! can descride all aspects of a woman but in particular relates to her vagina.

A girl who works in a bank is a BANK KLANK!
A red haired girl is a GINGER KLANK!
But at the end of the day they are all KLANKS!
The list is endless...
The KLANK! will live forever

KLANK! by #frosty# July 31, 2006

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klank spanking

A term used to completely insault a person which can not possible have a comeback as it was an incredibly overkill insault.

James: Fuck i droped my coke
Justin: You god dam mother fucking, cock sucking, homosexual, donkey fucking, rim job master of fucking retarded swamp donkey whore bag.
James: That was Klank Spankingtastic or
James: Klank Spanking to the max or
James: You Klank Spanked me bad or
James: Fucking Klank Spanking BITCH

klank spanking by -=[TNC]=- October 14, 2005