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Example 1: "Can you believe my plane was delayed by four hours?!" "Oh well, that's better than a kitd"

Example 2: "How did the exam go?" "It was a massive kitd"
KITD by LEV March 13, 2013
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kitdfohs 

Military acronym for "kept in the dark, fed on horse shit"
kitdfohs has been seen written on helmets of grunts who don't have clearance to know everything they need to know. Often times they end up dead or wounded for lack of info.
kitdfohs by GumbyTTL November 16, 2007
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Noun.,a rubber chicken with big balls
fred: "yo you goin chickn fightn this weekend?"
joe:" yeah with my kitda"
kitda by lola smith May 6, 2007
a somebody with blue hair who is a crackhead, a mischievous, sarcastic and off-center person who likes to tease their friends. but a kitdoll can be a nice and sweet person! if you ever meet a kitdoll in your life, consider yourself lucky and blessed.
person 1: my friend is a kitdoll!
person 2: good for you then.
kitdoll by goofy muffin December 14, 2022
a somebody with blue hair who is a crackhead, a mischievous, sarcastic and off-center person who likes to tease their friends. but a kitdoll can be a nice and sweet person! if you ever meet a kitdoll in your life, consider yourself lucky and blessed.
person 1: my friend is a kitdoll!
person 2: good for you then.
kitdoll by goofy muffin December 14, 2022
The stinkiest little piss paws in the world.

Cute + Stinky = Kitdy.

Super sweet and silly and full of love, and stinks so much she can clear out a room <3
OMG is that Kitdy? She really DOES smell like piss paws!
Kitdy by FeyLily January 1, 2026
The GOAT (Greatest of All Time). A person so legendary, talented, or unmatched that nobody else can compete with their greatness.
Bro isn’t just good, he’s KITDHES — the absolute GOAT.
Kitdhes by kxtdhes August 22, 2026
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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