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The GOAT (Greatest of All Time). A person so legendary, talented, or unmatched that nobody else can compete with their greatness.
Bro isn’t just good, he’s KITDHES — the absolute GOAT.
Kitdhes by kxtdhes August 22, 2026
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Kitty Kithes!!! 

Lisped variation of the phrase "Kitty Kisses", or to kiss a kitten.

Originally, a gag where the aggressor puts his finger into the mouth of a feline and then into the mouth of his unsuspecting victim, yelling out in a fruity fashion, "KITTY KITHES!!!". Often accompanied by an open fingered, vigorous clap to show unbridled excitement over the smiting of ones enemies in such a ridiculous fashion.

More recently the term has been used to show any kind of excitement (sexual or otherwise) to a gathered group of friends.

Also used to make strangers uncomfortable in public. Occasionally used in the same manner "Cheese!" is used in posing for a photograph.

Other known variations include pug kithes and kennel kithes. Both variations use the same fruity tone and fruity hand clapping.

Generally, the fruitier and louder the Kitty Kith, the better. This will result in greater volumes of laughter from your friends.

See also: Sebo, Seabass, Seebs.
Photographer: Alright, everyone say 'Cheese!'.

Group: 'KITTY KITHES!!!'

Photographer: (under his breath) What a bunch of homos...

Group: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAA!!
Related Words
Kids who act like little bitches. Kid+bitches = kitches
Why did my son invite a bunch of little kitches to his birthday party?
Kitches by Dianeandhannah June 24, 2017
A karen who is a acting like a bitch
(Karen + Bitches = Kitches)
Karen: DONT STEP ON MY LAWN

Somebody: STOP BEING A KITCHES, JEEZ
Kitches by GarlicMushroom November 13, 2021
It’s a combo of Karen and B*tches
THESE DARN KITCHES ARE SO ANNOYING, GODAMNIT
Kitches by Toastkitty November 24, 2021
This is a mix of a Karen and a bitch so kitches
Those two women just now were such kitches
Kitches by Riveer October 6, 2022
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