A person that dies a little on the inside when she sees trees and loves to roll a ball down the hill with a cow standing behind her with rubber boots on named Betty.
If you see a Kim, give her a hug because she might just jump over a bridge and fake a death by landing on a boat.
Is known to eat dogs and is best frennns with Marisols that like Shawn Mendes and Macys (not the store) that are in love with rock/emo bands. Every one knows Kim and you should talk to Kim about Fergalicous by Fergy. She has TONS of g-mail accounts just to talk to herself and she is even funny when no one is watching and she never wears dresses or skirts just jeans and t-shirts also will agree on you with everything and will be the happiest person you will ever know in your life. All she wears is black and she is very religous. At random times she will yell PRAISE THE LORD, and other religous things. No. she does not listen to gospel unless you count P!ATD. Dont ever let a Kim go unless you want to be cursed by a goat. Also dont ever call her KIM KARDASHIAN. Just dont.
Also she does wierd things randomly like scream AAAA or say duck noises for no reason but over time you get used to it until someone points it out.
If you see a Kim, give her a hug because she might just jump over a bridge and fake a death by landing on a boat.
Is known to eat dogs and is best frennns with Marisols that like Shawn Mendes and Macys (not the store) that are in love with rock/emo bands. Every one knows Kim and you should talk to Kim about Fergalicous by Fergy. She has TONS of g-mail accounts just to talk to herself and she is even funny when no one is watching and she never wears dresses or skirts just jeans and t-shirts also will agree on you with everything and will be the happiest person you will ever know in your life. All she wears is black and she is very religous. At random times she will yell PRAISE THE LORD, and other religous things. No. she does not listen to gospel unless you count P!ATD. Dont ever let a Kim go unless you want to be cursed by a goat. Also dont ever call her KIM KARDASHIAN. Just dont.
Also she does wierd things randomly like scream AAAA or say duck noises for no reason but over time you get used to it until someone points it out.
KIMMM: yesterday during dinner i was really hungry so i ate Japan.
Macy: I LEIK GERARD WAY
Marisol: HE'S UGLY AND EMO I LEIK SHAWN MENDES
Macy: I LEIK GERARD WAY
Marisol: HE'S UGLY AND EMO I LEIK SHAWN MENDES
by TheLawnmowersAteMyCrackers February 12, 2019
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