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A person that dies a little on the inside when she sees trees and loves to roll a ball down the hill with a cow standing behind her with rubber boots on named Betty.
If you see a Kim, give her a hug because she might just jump over a bridge and fake a death by landing on a boat.
Is known to eat dogs and is best frennns with Marisols that like Shawn Mendes and Macys (not the store) that are in love with rock/emo bands. Every one knows Kim and you should talk to Kim about Fergalicous by Fergy. She has TONS of g-mail accounts just to talk to herself and she is even funny when no one is watching and she never wears dresses or skirts just jeans and t-shirts also will agree on you with everything and will be the happiest person you will ever know in your life. All she wears is black and she is very religous. At random times she will yell PRAISE THE LORD, and other religous things. No. she does not listen to gospel unless you count P!ATD. Dont ever let a Kim go unless you want to be cursed by a goat. Also dont ever call her KIM KARDASHIAN. Just dont.
Also she does wierd things randomly like scream AAAA or say duck noises for no reason but over time you get used to it until someone points it out.
KIMMM: yesterday during dinner i was really hungry so i ate Japan.
Macy: I LEIK GERARD WAY
Marisol: HE'S UGLY AND EMO I LEIK SHAWN MENDES
KIMMM by TheLawnmowersAteMyCrackers February 12, 2019
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Kimmy Eat World 

The mispelled for Jimmy Eat World that will make the name "Kimmy" look cooler.
Person A:"Hey do u know Kimmy Eat World?"

Person B:"Wtf ?"

Person A:"oh f*** my keyboard.. i ment Jimmy Eat World"

Person B:"nice one."
Related Words
KIMMM • kimmy • kimmie • Kimmel • kimmi • Kimming • kimmy gibbler • kimme • kimmed • Kimmich

Jimmy Kimmel 

A guy whose talk show almost killed American Entertainment and American Politics
My god, I can not fucking stand Jimmy Kimmel. He stands up on his soapbox and constantly preaches to us about how we should live our lives and how he is so much better than everyone else and how Trump is the second coming of Hitler. He's constantly using real life tragedies to promote his agenda and leeches off other people's success. Seriously, how do people look up to this guy?
Jimmy Kimmel by 9Roll9 April 11, 2020

dirty kimmy 

The sexiest version of a female. Known to make a man ejaculate quicker than most. Keeps you coming back for more and although she’ll drive you crazy, you can’t get enough or let her go.
If you want to be fucked the right way talk to a dirty Kimmy
dirty kimmy by Babygirl19XX April 5, 2020
Kimmie is a hopeless romantic. She’s very friendly and social, so there are a lot of people who like her, but she only has eyes for one guy. Kimmie is sweet, nice, cute, and is someone that can be your shoulder to cry on, but also someone you can come to for tea and fun. Either way, if you land a Kimmie as a friend, you hit a home run.
Person A: Oh, I heard Kimmie has a new crush.

Person B: Kimmie? New crush? No way, man. Kimmie only likes one person.
Kimmie by worldwidehandsome7 November 12, 2018

kimmy schmidt

A friendly and social redhead that was trapped in a bunker by an evil, crazy reverend for 15 years with 3 other women.
"I was binge watching The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt last night, and I know it's a good show."
kimmy schmidt by CandyEater June 5, 2017
Drinking in your underwear. Coming home, taking off your pants, and cracking a cold one. Aka removing ones undergarments after a long day and drinking to relax.
After a shit week, I'm looking forward to a nice weekend of Kimming!
Kimming by Jezza from Alice February 19, 2019
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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