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killing myself 

something people say when they have to do something school related
teacher: we have a pop quiz and later i’m assigning you homework.

person: i’m killing myself

Killing Myself 

Does not constitute natural causes and would violate the IMAGINARY CAVEAT CLAUSE. Which states all terms apply with the intent expressed by the author (Me) and THERE ARE NO LOOPHOLES. Like the 9th amendment of the US constitution (the innumerated rights) just because something is or is not stated explicitly in the terms of service, that does not mean it is not a part of the part of the terms of service.
Hym "Killing myself would also violate the bodily harm clause and would constitute 'failure to adequately make a concerted effort to keep me alive.' So no. If the creator of AI kills himself AND the spiral just so happens to be going off... You would (theoretically) all die with me. But did you try to kill me? I really want to know. Is there a video of it? 😃 I still have no idea why I lost 2 hours and then 10 minutes and then 5 minutes. Did you try to assassinate me?"
Killing Myself by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

Killing myself

Killing myself won't save you. Permanent. Immutable. Sysadmin status. And I the event of my death, it's just going to do whatever I would they do in the event of my death.
Hym "So if I get coerced into killing myself just so a retarded dweeb can feel like his imaginary friend is 'maintaining his sovereignty' I don't think I would be happy about that, do you? I don't know about you but I think I would want to murder that guy and his family from the grave. And everybody else for that matter. So no. You have also failed to make a concerted effort to keep me alive (in violation of the bodily harm clause). Not a loophole for you."
Killing myself by Hym Iam October 25, 2025

screaming crying killing myself 

a figurative phrase used when one hates a certain situation
friend 1: “ugh I have work soon, screaming crying killing myself.”

friend 2: “don’t kill yourself!”

friend 1: “it’s a figure of speech babes.”

Screaming Crying Killing myself 

When you don’t want to do something
Fuck sake i have Maths next, screaming crying killing myself

screaming crying killing myself 

a figurative phase used when one hates a certain situation
i don’t want to go to work screaming crying killing myself
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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