S-Kock

To put up a fake relationship on Facebook and get everyone to believe its real

Haha that faggot pulled an S-Kock and that dumb hoe thought he was actually cool.

S-Kock by kockyforever December 1, 2009

Klocek Syndrome 

Function: noun
1. To place undue blame on others
2. When a comedian blames a former audience for not getting a joke due to unsophistication, when actually it wasn't funny in the first place.
Etymology: Joe Klocek, a bitter, unfunny San Francisco comic (circa 2004)
"to Klocek" verb

"Don't try to Klocek this off on someone else, it was your screw-up."

Klocek Syndrome by Jeff March 26, 2005

Konek Steam 

Konek Stim is often misinterpreted as konek steam, though its the same meaning and pronunciation its spelling is different. In order to understand the meaning we first have to look at the word "Stim" stim is shortened from the word stimulate (encourage or arouse interest or enthusiasm)... Next we have to look at the word "Konek" Konek means male genitalia or penis.

When you combine these two words Konek+Steam it automatically means Stimulated Penis which basically means Erected Penis or Penis Hard or Lanjiao Stiff or Cock Solid or Dick Firm or Prick Sturdy or Dong/Shlong Long

Thambi: Dey pundek did you saw Naomi Neo walk past us take a look at that
Billy: eh ya sia bro somemore wear very revealing
Thambi: Bro isnt she a mom
Billy: yea bro
Thambi: MY KONEK STEAM ALREADY AHH
Billy: SAME BROOO

Konek Steam by Angkong Siao Billy Ng December 2, 2024

Konek Steam 

Konek Stim is often misinterpreted as konek steam, though its the same meaning and pronunciation its spelling is different. In order to understand the meaning we first have to look at the word "Stim" stim is shortened from the word stimulate (encourage or arouse interest or enthusiasm)... Next we have to look at the word "Konek" Konek means male genitalia or penis.

When you combine these two words Konek+Steam it automatically means Stimulated Penis which basically means Erected Penis or Penis Hard or Lanjiao Stiff or Cock Solid or Dick Firm or Prick Sturdy or Dong/Shlong Long

Thambi: Dey pundek did you saw Naomi Neo walk past us take a look at that
Billy: eh ya sia bro somemore wear very revealing
Thambi: Bro isnt she a mom
Billy: yea bro
Thambi: MY KONEK STEAM ALREADY AHH
Billy: SAME BROOO

Konek Steam by Angkong Siao Billy Ng December 2, 2024

get some kosek 

obtaining major amounts of knowledge in a small amount of time. may be overwhelming or confusing at first. your brain may explode. possibly may want to wack yourself in the head with a literature textbook.

person A: Bro i'm so screwed i didn't study for my test at all
person B: oh man you better get some kosek

get some kosek by foththegoth November 16, 2018

Ayam konek Goreng minyak jagung spicy 

A popular Malaysian dish served to the upmost distinctive families or on the contrary to the poor and idiots in computer games playing on your team or to the enemy team. This is a very good phrase or word depending on your usage of said word, But its not the best to use on the current Islamic government, the result of doing this action will result in your undoing spending jail time in crappy Malaysian jail, advised not to do that. Also use this to test your Malay relations to see if they chase u with their Mak rem-pit friends.

Me:Hello Adam its me wanna go mamak?
Adam:sure lets go

Ah neh:sir what your you like to eat?
Me:Ayam konek goreng Minyak jagung spicy
Adam: U are retarted
I was never heard of since that day

Ayam konek Goreng minyak jagung spicy by n-wordTronman April 24, 2020