jaked-out 

A house party that gets shut down by the cops.

"This party's getting too big. It'll be jaked-out any minute now."

jaked-out by Anonymous7777777777 September 16, 2006

Douche Joked

When you say a really funny joke quietly, where only one person hears it. Then the douche bag that heard it says it out loud and gets all the credit.

"Man I just got Douche Joked by Todd."

Douche Joked by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

JKed 

when a patient gets admitted to hospital for chest pain, regardless of what complain they came in to ER with.

Dr I am having pain in my toe.

Dr: Have you ever had chest pain in your life.

Patient: Yes

Dr: Admit for chest pain

You are JKed my friend.

JKed by Distressed Intern April 17, 2010

joked out 

When a person is laughing really hard.

"I swear to Moses... That boy Tustin fell in slow motion. It was so funny, I was joked out!"

joked out by Lusher Lion February 9, 2014

Jakedelaney Dive in 

Verb.

A "Jakedelaney Dive in" is a circumstance in which a boy dives or enters the process of attempting to attract a girl to the boy who is "jakedelaney diving in" with an enormous amount of confidence and no fucks for their reputation or dignity. They simply dive in to whatever girl they would like no matter how far out of their league she is.

"Bro, Milani is a fucking goddess, I'm about to Jakedelaney dive in real quick."

Jakedelaney Dive in by summer16 June 7, 2016

juked

to be fooled or purposely mislead.

That nigga juked me. He said he was gonna pay me back, but he didn't.

juked by Quintin Lewis November 7, 2004

juked

To ejaculate. Typically done in a disrespectful manner.

"Jimmy said he picked up a $20 blowjob whore in Oakland last night and juked in her mouth."

juked by affluent geoffrey July 22, 2019