Justin Min 

The esteemed inventor of the word bentacles.

"Hey, did you see Justin Min's bentacles in the Umbrella Academy?'
"Yeh, bih, they were pretty cRaZy"

Justin Min by Number 6 Hargreeves April 21, 2019

Justin H. Min 

A male actor, who is best known for his roles in Faking It, Pure Genius, and The Umbrella Academy. Justin is known for posting quality behind-the-scenes photos of The Umbrella Academy, and giving fellow cast members nicknames, often ending in y.

ON STAN TWITTER:

Justin H. Min: aidy, (Aidan Gallagher) sweetie, you know i love you, but we both know who would make the better ash. call me to discuss.

Us: OMG HE CALLED HIM AIDY. WIGGGGGG IM SOBBING

Justin H. Min by umbrellaacademyrat April 5, 2019

two minute justin 

Any man who ejaculates almost immediately after the beginning of intercourse with a female. The term was first coined by a few students of the Pasadena High School Senior class of 2008 in Pasadena, TX. While discussing their mutual hatred for a self-righteous nobody (named justin), one of the young ladies tells the story of how one of her friends (who shall remain nameless) was persuaded into having sex with the male in question, only to have him ejaculate way too prematurely. Justin was said to have "lasted only two minutes before he came. What a fucking pussy." The term has since then been attributed to him, but has been used to describe any man who has performed such shameful actions.

Girl 1: So...did that guy you met give you the night of your life, or what?
Girl 2: Night? What an overstatement...that douche turned out to be a two minute justin...what a dud.
Girl 1: Ouch...

two minute justin by JTFan4u June 15, 2009

justining 

1.) The act of eating bacon, an excessive amount of bacon
2.) The act of over glorifying Toyota's. Specifically trucks
3.) Swinging as hard as you can in the block, (in volleyball) without assessing the block

4.) Making out with really ugly girls

5.) Being a jackass about guns and hunting
6.) Being fat
7.) Thinking that Ohio is the greatest place since sliced Germany. Especially Ohio state

Dude, I was justining so hard last night.
Sorry coach, I didn't realize I was Justining.

I've been justining so often I think I have mono.

Its deer season! Time to begin justining!!

justining by meowtown23 October 20, 2014

Justining 

pretending to like a girl, then ending up being a douchebag who really only wants to get in girls' pants and then forget about them

Neither one, he's justining both of them

Justining by LizzyFoShizz August 20, 2010

Justining 

When you feel so alone that you must swallow down a Nigerian cock like it’s your first meal you have ever received, then proceed to steal puppies for sexual pleasure. Justining is an act usually made by skinny wannabe hood kids who typically smell of shit and have an ass hairier than an uncut grass farm.

Hey man, how you feeling today?
Not so great, I’ve been justining all day and I still don’t feel any better.

Justining by Wet backington May 4, 2020

Justining 

The art of breaking up with your girlfriend going for another girl failing at that relationship going for your old girlfriend and then failing at that one as well

Friend: You’re totally Justining her, should’ve stayed with your first choice

Justining by Anonymous121712170106 June 11, 2019