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To poop jizz: after the act of anal sex the person proceeds to remove the excretion from the orifice by digesting the jizz from the their anus
Sorry I was late for work i had to do some juping this mornign
Juping by ALDImen August 4, 2010
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canadian jumpingjacks 

The sexual act of performing jumping jacks naked while your partner gives you head. And if you want to really get into it you can add some maple syrup and the 1998 Denver broncos!
Man last night was awesome me and my girl were doing some canadian jumpingjacks with the 1998 Denver broncos and maple syrup it was fantastic.

jumping ships

when someone decides to switch sides just because the side they were originally on was losing.
That douche was jumping ships just because they suck
jumping ships by Fogol December 27, 2009

Jumping jackass 

This is someone who is aggressively, obnoxious and loudly idiotic.
Geraldo is a real jumping jackass!
Jumping jackass by I, Wreckerrr April 16, 2021

pool jumping 

The act of going into other peoples yard/property to go jump into their pool without their permission or them knowing to just swim or get wet on a really hot day.
David: Hey lets go pool jumping.
Pedro: Ight I'm down, but we gotta go pick up Jose cuz he knows where all the best pools are at.
pool jumping by pOOljUmpErz June 19, 2011

do u do jumping jacks on the d 

it's basically when you are sitting on a peen and you are doing jumping jacks on it.
op: Do u do jumping jacks on the d?
Nickay Minaj: Do I do jumping jacks on the d? What?

bunker jumping 

A threesome with two land whales, where you avoid getting trapped in the bunker (middle) & jump out before dying from asphyxiation.
Man, I almost died last night... Drunk I was, bunker jumping two gordas when the flubber sucked me in; breathless I narrowly escaped!
bunker jumping by Nisshin Maru April 12, 2017
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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