Junk Bump 

When your girlfriend or boyfriend (whatever preference may be) walks by while reaching out to bump your crotch with their hand. Not to be confused with a grope, it's just a quick tap, to let you know they're thinking of the guy downstairs.

We were just cleaning house and all of a sudden she walked past me and gave me a junk bump... then it was time to clean naked!

Junk Bump by Naughty lil French Maid July 8, 2009

junk bump 

When a girl intentionally bumps up against a guy's junk either to check out his package or see if she can get a rise. Supposed to seem accidental or not be noticed at all like she did so unintentionally.

After she "junk bumped" him, she discovered right away that he found her attractive.

junk bump by Teera February 11, 2007

junk bump 

2. when a woman looks like she has meaty man bits in her pants.

i saw junk bump in her camo pants...

junk bump by 977135 January 23, 2010

Bump that junk 

Typically used when an action/decision is unfavorable,

used in disagreement

Bro that chick is hot. Bro bump that junk look at her Kankel

Let’s go to the mall. Bump that junk!

Bump that junk by Santa’s brother May 19, 2018

junk bumper 

A Junk bumper in that line of fat and stomach mass that is either partially above, or completely covers the entire genital region of a man or woman. While it is similar to a pooch, it is in fact lower and much more intrusive and often gets in the way during sex, sitting on a chair or when peeing (especially for men who may have to lift it out of the way).

People with large junk bumpers are often times seen sitting on either 40% of a chair, or with their legs spread wide as they can no longer connect at the knees.

Derives from "Junk", term for genitals and "Bumper", the force/shock absorber on most cars.

Man, did you see how roger had to move his junk bumper out of the way before took a leak?

Her junk bumper is so big that it actually presses her underwear up so close to her pants that I could see the design underneath

Once I finally got her in bed, her junk bumper just pancaked to the point where I was chowing belly button instead of box.

junk bumper by rgv_rss April 26, 2007

Bumped junk 

When two people of the opposite sex accidentally bump into each other in a sexual type of way.

" hey James, I just bumped junk with Ashley last period to try to flirt with her, I think it worked."

" Ya right, you wished it would."

Bumped junk by Ridindawaves7 July 15, 2009