Jungle Bridge Jackhammer 

Refers to the unfortunate moment when a lady bounces off her partners eggplant & miscues on her way down... Resulting in the man’s once epic boner folding under the mighty weight of her gooch like a bad poker hand. AKA: A man’s worst inter-coital nightmare. Welcome to the ER bud

“The doctor told me I can’t crank it for the next two weeks, after she accidentally hit me with the Jungle Bridge Jackhammer.”

Jungle Bridge Jackhammer by hellakellerd November 6, 2019