Junction City 

A place where not everyone is in the ghetto. Many times, Junction City is mistaken for a crappy little hole in the state filled with druggies and killers. This is in fact not true.

Other Names: JC, Junk Shitty, The Junk, and Junk Town.

Bob- "Lets go to Junction City"

Laura- "I heard people get shot there. I dont wanna die"

Bob- "Thats just a myth. No one gets shot who visits JC unless you get stupid."

Junction City by beaversbaby February 27, 2009

Junction City Tea Party 

A sexual act involving multiple males (often closeted homosexuals) wherein one person tea bags another and the tea bagging continues in a sequential fashion, whereby after being tea bagged, one is then required to tea bag the person to their immediate right. This perverse act is rumored to have originated in Junction City, Kansas, when a number of obese men with prodigious amounts of pubic hair were observed engaging in a steamy tea bagging fest behind a shitty Korean restaurant in the 100 degree heat. Later participants of JCTPs began applying white powder to their pubes to highlight the tea party theme some time in the mid 1990s.

Closeted Homo#1: "Hey Johnson, you know we're havin' a Junction City Tea Party at my place tonight,you cumming?"

Johnson: "Fuck yeah!!! Powderin' up my nad bag right now Beeeeyotch!"

Junction City Tea Party by Kansan17 August 18, 2013

Junction City Butt Flute 

The Juction City Butt Flute (JCBF), is a primitive musical instrument, that can be easily made by simply inserting two blades of grass into one's anus. When the musician farts, the hot gas causes the blades of grass to vibrate, which generates a "tooooooo" sound. The pitch and cadence of the sound is a function of the quantity and moisture content of the fart expelled, as well as the forcefulnes of the expulsion. It is widely believed that the JCBF was invented in Junction City, Kansas by street urchins in the 1970s.

Ma: "dinner's ready"
Son: "toooooooo "
Pa: "Goddamnit son, quit playin' that Junction City Butt Flute!!!!"

Junction City Butt Flute by Big nad August 3, 2018