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Apparently some gringos think this is the Spanish for eggs, since they must have once read “huevos” in their head and what stuck to them was the pronunciation, rather than the spelling of the word.

- Chupa mi juevos

- Ya deja de chingar y aprende a hablar pinche gringo

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juevos

Spanish for eggs, also slang for testicles

Chupa mi juevos
Suck my balls

juevos by Dirty Bird August 30, 2004

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juevos

Spanish for eggs.

Commonly used as slang for balls.

"Juevos Splash, you sexy mother f***er. Juevos Splash; for the man who shaves his juevos."

juevos by Cobrastyle January 6, 2008

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Juevos

A Mexican nickname amongst working men. Any man can be called "Juevos" by another man. Sometimes used in situations on the jobsite where toughness, grit, and endurance are called for, and since "Juevos" can be defined as "Balls (or testicles)", the line from machismo to masculinity is easily drawn.

"Oye, Juevos, come help me lift this log."

Juevos by PhailB8 October 31, 2022

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lambe mi juevos

lick my Balls in Spanish

Guy: Lambe mi juevos chica!!
Girl: F off

lambe mi juevos by bricka May 15, 2006

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Korean Juevos

Smaller yet spicy

Comedian Joe Koy has some mean Korean Juevos

Korean Juevos by D*Mack March 15, 2011

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feliz jueves

A Hispanic meme. This phrase is used when it is Thursday and you want to wish someone a happy day. comes from the anime 'Evangelion' when the nibber of Asuka says it.

- Hey, what day is today?
- Today is Thursday

-...
-...
both: FELIZ JUEVES

feliz jueves by A nibbabba January 30, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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