Jovian Waterwheel

The act of Flicker Gooning underwater/in space, where ones own ejaculation causes the gooner to be propelled. Named after the fact that because of the penis' position relative to the gooners center of mass, the gooner will start uncontrollably spinning. Due to the low gravity and drag nature of the environment, the spinning motion often results in the rotation of body into your own seed. Trained Flicker Gooners have used this technique to trap air bubbles while in the deep, letting them naturally spin into and consume their own jizz air and prolonging their staying-power.

Jerma: Isn't it dangerous for someone to stay out in the europan waters for so long without an air tank?

Lukas: Nah, thats our trained flicker gooner Pano, he's using the Jovian Waterwheel technique to trap air so he can breath for much longer.

by The Real Flicker Gooner March 31, 2026