Frank, the bike messenger, was couldn't help but joust when he saw a hot latina chick in a thong walk down the street.
by Strider51 April 26, 2010
when your girl is on her hands and knees and you run full force with your boner and ram her in the ass.
by Rayne95 December 29, 2015
Using ones erect penis against another person or friend with an erect penis and running at full speed at each other and whoever gets stabbed by the erect penis loses.
"Oh man my stomach has an enormous bruise from when your dick hit me at our last jousting session"
"Fuck dude my black eye isn't getting much better from jousting last friday"
"Fuck dude my black eye isn't getting much better from jousting last friday"
by Negro Flakes March 3, 2009
A game involving the classic Easter candy, Marshmallow Peeps. Each Peep has a toothpick sticking out of the front of it, like a lance. Two Peeps, so armed, are placed in a microwave facing each other. As they are heated, they expand, until one Peep's toothpick makes contact with the other, causing the unfortunate bugger to pop.
by sminturn November 3, 2006
Sir Broderick: Stand down, Sir Ian! The crown is surely mine.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.
by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 13, 2017
When two people take a mattress off a bed(usually in a dorm hallway),hold it in front of them holding it by the sides or the back and get a big distance between them. Then, they run and charge into each other and whoever stays standing is the winner.A commonly known late-night college activity.
by Big Short January 21, 2009