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Journotard 

1. Journalists who seem to be completeley oblivious to how the world functions outside of the newsroom.

2. Players in the news media that project a disdain for the common man,while oblivious to the fact that they are several levels of intelligence below the average viewer themselves

3. When a media broadcaster offers advice that is either completely useless, or so obvious your cat knew about it at 1 week old, And you begin to wonder if they had just discovered this information themselves for the first time.
1. Rick Romero is a Journotard

2. The 5 oclock news has been given a title, such as "Death Storm 2006"

3. ".... and when that snow begins to stick on the roadway, it will become much more slippery out here" "back to you Bob"
Journotard by Jeff Elsasser December 11, 2008
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Journotard
1. Journalists who seem to be completeley oblivious to how the world functions outside of the newsroom.

2. Players in the news media that project a disdain for the common man,while oblivious to the fact that they are several levels of intelligence below the average viewer themselves

3. When a media broadcaster offers advice that is either completely useless, or so obvious your cat knew about it at 1 week old, And you begin to wonder if they had just discovered this information themselves for the first time.
1. Rick Romero is a Journotard

2. The 5 oclock news has been given a title, such as "Death Storm 2006"

3. ".... and when that snow begins to stick on the roadway, it will become much more slippery out here" "back to you Bob"
Journotard by Jeffrey E December 11, 2008
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Journoterrorist 

A person posing as a journalist or a journalist, who is a piece of shit, who spews false information with the intention of keeping the population in fear on any topic. Their intention is to keep the population in fear for the purposes of control or manipulation for a predetermined political agenda.
Hey Don Lemon, Anderson Cooper is a better Journoterrorist than you. Nielsen has provided feedback which indicates his lies about Covid19 have resulted in more fear, depression and suicides, even more than all the liars on Fox News, MSNBC combined! Also, he has a tiny pee-pee!
Journoterrorist by cschieffer January 4, 2021

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
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A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
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flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
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Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
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