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Joshua Surber 

A bearded man who knows what he wants, and will do almost anything to get it. He fears nothing, he got balls to do anything you can possibly imagine..His heart is beautiful, just like is red beard, and only very few people have touched it. But he touches the hearts of many, and doesn't even know it. His face is as beautiful as his beard and wonderful as his personality. The way his eyes light up when he smiles, could make your heart stop. Everyone that meets him will leave with a smile; he can make anyone laugh. He is usually sarcastic and bit of an asshole, but it only makes him human. He cares for the people in his life, and doesn't care for others options. His weirdness is what makes him special, and that's why people love him. He can be hard to understand and few people try. Being smart is an understatement, genius would be a better word. He enjoys tinkering with things, trying to figure out how they work. He is kicks ass playing video games and likes to smoke pot now and then. He stands up for whats right and will make his point clear. Every girl who finds him wants him for herself. But he's picky and only chooses the ones who make him truly happy and matches his weirdness. He likes to take his time in a relationship and make the girl feel special as much as possible. When he falls in love, he stays in love. Once he's in a relationship, he stays committed to his girlfriend and will never leave her for any reason .
Person 1: " Are you dating Joshua Surber?!"
Person 2: " Yeah, and it was the best choice I have ever made. *happyface* "
Joshua Surber by ShareBearRawr October 15, 2017
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