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"The earth quakes when Josh S. walks."
Josh S. by Oofism April 28, 2025
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Josh's Jumper 

Josh's Jumper is the best jumper of them all. It is more than just a jumper. It gives the owner unlawful power in terms of bragging rights and comfortability. there is also a book dedicated to it.
Person 1: Quick guys we need to roll josh for his jumper
Crowd: YES, lets go get Josh's Jumper!!!
Josh's Jumper by King Kolamc September 13, 2020

Josh's mom 

A mom who post bad pictures of their son on their first day of high school.
Ur mom... is Josh's Mom
Josh's mom by FurryFag June 5, 2016

Josh's Law 

- Definition

1. The law states that any amount of time it takes one man or multiple men to do a task, shall be done in half the amount of time by Josh;
Example. Electrician 1: Wow, we roughed in that house in only 2 days!"
Electrician 2: "Ya man, we killed that house."
Josh: "In Saskatoon me and 2 other guys wired 5 houses like that in 3 hours."
Electrician 1: "Josh's Law."
Josh's Law by Deafboy March 13, 2012

Josh's mum

God's final gift to humanity, the perfect woman. Considered to be a myth by some cultures, as the only images of her were discovered on a camera phone belonging to an English backpacker, who disappeared near Melbourne in 2002.
"You're so pale. You look like you just saw Josh's mum."
Josh's mum by BlackVegie October 20, 2008

Josh's mum

The biggest milf known to mankind, so hot making people go silent and stop what they're doing.
Wow Simon why are you so quiet, have you just seen Josh's mum?
Josh's mum by GeorgeSa80L85 December 20, 2016

Josh's mom 

Josh's mom by Zeus April 11, 2005
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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