Definitions by Zeus

Chest Pump 

The act of stabbing some one in the chest and then fucking the hole you just made.

Dude I totally chest pumped this girl at the bar

I think she died after i chest pumped her

Chest Pump by ZEUS July 13, 2012

Josh's mom 

The pinnacle of the word Milf.

Your mom is teh hottest evar!

Josh's mom by Zeus April 11, 2005

mancard 

The man card is one of the most important things in a man's life. Possesed almost exlusively by single or unmarried men, to say you have a man card means you're still one of the boys/men; you hang out, do as you wish, spend your money on yourself, play football, drink heavily, and answer to nobody but yourself.

'Poor Rick, its so sad to see him without his man-card. Ever since he got married and had his card revoked, he's just not the same. I could swear he walks with a limp, and I never see him outside of work..'

see also; wuss, pussy whipped, slave, tool

mancard by Zeus November 11, 2004

E-Roc

The coolest guy on the planet. Anytime the ladies see him they instantly orgasm for a few seconds.

Man, E-roc is so cool.

E-Roc by Zeus August 7, 2004

Spesh 

Technical: Secret weapon of 1337 skills

CS legend: One person who can run and spray while head shoting a minnimum of 4 enemys

speshed: To be with 4 of your team members and only one spesh as the enemy and u all die one by one....

"i got speshed"

Spesh by Zeus May 28, 2004

pickle-weezle 

Insult, dumbass or jackass

WOW! that guy is such a pickle-weezle

pickle-weezle by zeus May 24, 2004

wicky wicky 

The sound made while masturbating with lubrication, especially vaseline.

Hey man, I was down at the nurse's office the other day and this kid Pat Dorsey came running in and said "quick quick I need some vaseline for my chapped lips" the nurse gave him the whole bottle. He went into the bathroom and all you could hear was "wicky wicky wicky"

wicky wicky by Zeus May 22, 2004