Zeus's definitions

Chest Pump

The act of stabbing some one in the chest and then fucking the hole you just made.

Dude I totally chest pumped this girl at the bar

I think she died after i chest pumped her

by ZEUS July 13, 2012

wicky wicky

The sound made while masturbating with lubrication, especially vaseline.

Hey man, I was down at the nurse's office the other day and this kid Pat Dorsey came running in and said "quick quick I need some vaseline for my chapped lips" the nurse gave him the whole bottle. He went into the bathroom and all you could hear was "wicky wicky wicky"

by Zeus May 22, 2004

Josh's mom

The pinnacle of the word Milf.

Your mom is teh hottest evar!

by Zeus April 11, 2005

Marchisio

adj1: To be overly thrifty when dealing with money.

adj2: Of or like a child with downs syndrome

adj1: Man, he counted every last penny...what a Marchisio

adj2: That kid sure looks like he would do well at the special olympics. What, he DOESN'T have downs syndrome?!? Yeah, he must be a Marchisio, thats for sure.

by zeus August 15, 2003

pickle-weezle

Insult, dumbass or jackass

WOW! that guy is such a pickle-weezle

by zeus May 24, 2004

caquita

Shit!

boobs are nice

by ZeuS October 11, 2003

Laredo

A Small, hell-hole of a town very similar to Knob's Hill, kentucky; but full of hispanics instead of hillbillies.

Get the hell out of *Laredo*

by Zeus August 21, 2003