Joseph Stalin is amazing, like truly amazing. Look Joseph Stalin up in my
dictionary and just one word is written: perfect. You may think that I am just massively soppy or love drunk, but I speak the honest truth. Joseph Stalin has the incredible, super-human ability to make me smile even more than I usually do, just by doing the simplest thing. This
guy is the epitome of
awesome, I’m not joking; he makes me just the happiest. He has the most wicked personality and sense of humour that can make me giggle for, I’d say, a good half hour. However, it’s not just Joseph Stalin’ personality that’s amazing, so are his looks, even though he denies this fact! Joseph Stalin can make me feel like the most special and important
girl in the world (even though I’m blatantly not) and I
trust that he loves me, for the all right reasons. He is talented, but not a show off – well, maybe, occasionally – though, he’s impressive. Joseph Stalin is really good at drawing and makes me feel on
top of the actual world when he hugs me and holds me in his arms, even after a terrible day. I often worry that I’m not good enough because this boy deserves someone incredible, but back off ladies, he’s mine! I would be an
idiot to lose such a
funny, kind and amazing
guy – I am many things, but certainly not an
idiot. To have him in my little life makes me unbelievably happy; Joseph Stalin makes me grin like a fool.
Mao: Yo that Joseph
Stalin dude is a
chad! Always wished I was him
Kim-Jong Un: Did you hear that Stalin got a 4.0 GPA? 1700 on the SAT too!
Hitler: Stalin just stole my long
time gf, but who cares, he's a better person than I am!
