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Joseph Case Jr High School PART 2 

Although there are some absolute idiots out there, not everyone's a prat. There are some really nice and polite kids out there, but don't be fooled to quickly. The moment you get to know (most) of them, they turn their back on you over something petty. There are girls that will argue over one stealing the other's boyfriend, and I'm telling you now, do NOT get involved with that. What's worse is that the trash talking and drama extends to the hallways. Picture this: You and your best friend have gym together, and on your way over, you approach a group of 8th graders. You pay no mind to them; everyone else in the hall is being crazy. But then, BOOM. You collide with the absolute towers of human beings. This goes for all grades, and even the tiny 6th graders do it. Speaking of hallways, including the collisions, it's COMPLETE CHAOS. The popular kids will slam themselves into, not only people, but doors, walls, tables, lockers, windows, etc. It's practically impossible to get to classes between the yelling, screaming like banshees, making odd noises, and screech-moaning. That's not even the half of it. There are kids who will hit you, and instead of retaliating, you go to a teacher. Guess what happens? Nothing. I'm not even going to start with Mr. Thumb Head. You've heard enough about him. All in all, run for your life, because that's the only way you'll survive here. Stay in vegetables, don't do school, and eat your drugs.
Lil girl1: "oH mY gOD yOu biTCh, yOu sToLE mY bF! uGh-
Lil girl2: "Ummmm... You guys broke up?"
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
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Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
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Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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