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Jordan (male) 

Jordan is honestly the most amazing person you will ever meet! Absolutely gorgeous with dark hair and hazel eyes, and sunkissed skin. May seem shy when you first meet him, but once you get to know him you will fall in love in an instant. He is so funny, kind, caring, athletic, smart and just perfect! Meeting a Jordan is the best thing that will ever happen to you, it will change your life forever. His smile makes people happy from the inside and getting along with him is super easy. He loves to surf, and when talking about this passion his eyes light up and he smiles, making you feel warm and happy for ages after you’ve finished talking to him, minutes feel like hours without Jordan and he can make a group of people happy without even trying. He is the man you will want to spend the rest of your life with, any person with a Jordan in their life should feel privileged and a girlfriend of Jordan’s is the luckiest girl in the world.
Jordan (male) is the best person I’ve ever met
Jordan (male) by fairygirl81 June 8, 2018
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jordan (male) 

A Jordan (male) is a sexy beast who will beat anyone in a video game contest, he will fuck up anyone who says they are better
jordan (male) by The_Word_Wizard August 26, 2017

male jordan 

Male jordans have a very large dick
male jordan by Male jordan October 17, 2017

male jordan 

male jordan by Male jordan October 17, 2017

Why is Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing

Because they aren't fans of Jordan Peterson!
Hym "Why IS Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing!? What could I be!? How would anything Jordan Peterson says fix someone's relationship with their father? I don't know! Maybe it's because he doesn't actually give a shit about men! That he thinks he's BETTER than men... But wait... YOU'RE not Hym... So... I don't see how that works. I mean... He thinks he's a status-man and his status is no where NEAR my level of status... I CREATED AI! Bill Gates says it has a 2.3 trillion dollar valuation! I'm like a country! How much money does Elon have? I'm like 2000 billionaires! I'm more billionaires than there are billionaires! I don't know how many Elon's that is, like, 200 Elon. Eh... No.... I don't like that because it makes it sound like I'm 200 retards when really I'm just 1 maximum over-genius. But the REAL question is: Is Mikhaila Peterson a filthy slut who cheated on her husband with my ultimate creation The Imaginary Frankenstein!? I don't know! We CAN'T know anything according to Jordan Peterson!"
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