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JordAlice is a fictional character off of a video made by a YouTuber named spagoots official. She came to be because a mic was not working. As I write this there is plans to do more with JordAlice in the future.
I love JordAlice!
JordAlice by Hangreygirl June 14, 2016
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Quite possible the most beautiful and amazing girl you will ever meet. Funny and super kind. This chick is one of a kind and someone you should cherish forever. How do you lose Jordaine? You forget to cherish her. Her dark hair and flawless complexion will make you sad about your life. She also probably runs a kick ass blog.
Liam Payne: "Who is that? She's perfect."
Girl: "That's Jordaine"
Jordaine by blossom<3 October 7, 2012

Jordanise 

To Jordanise something one must be witty and be prepared for anything. To Jordanise something one takes a serious situation (e.g. death) and turns it into something funny. The problem with this method is that when one makes it funny only s/he and certain audiences will laugh. Many people can either be offended or hate the sayer for life but no matter what you say it will be worth the face of the loser you make fun of.
Person 1: We were so close, I loved her and she loved me I...I don't know were it went wrong.
Person 2: Dude, it's okay. Come here.
Person 2: I don't think i'll last without her, please I need your help.
Person 1: Shhh It will all be okay.
Person 2: Thank you.
Person 1: SUCKS TO BE YOU YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU!
Person 2: WHAT!
Person 3: BITCH JUST GOT JORDANISED!
Jordanise by met388 August 16, 2009
Jordalin nice smart when no one watching she can be sneaky when no one is looking she can be bossy and mean but the feels guilty for it after words when someone mean to her friends she mean to than right back when someone is mean to her she's mean to them back she also loves atism kids
Jordalin likes boys till they mean and likes people who are nice to her she loves atism kids
jordalin by Jordalin November 24, 2018

Jordaniel 

someone who’s superiority is unlike that of any other being. their only flaw is their addiction to hentai and roblox
do you know Jordaniel?
isn’t he that guy who doesn’t shut the fuck up about hentai and roblox?
Jordaine is the type of guy to do tiktok dances infront of the class and doesn't care. He is fairly quiet at times and will cuss out any teacher at any given time.
jordaine is a weird person

Jordanized 

When someone gets your neck so bad its called jordanized
Guy 1-"It says gullible on the ground"
Guy 2- * looks at ground* "it does not"
Guy 1- You just got jordanized
Jordanized by Zarthle January 19, 2017
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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