Jorbigoth 

"Jorbigoth" (pronounced jore-bih-goth) is a nickname given to people with a demeanor similar to a horse with a near-lethal amount of alcohol in its system. Jorbigoths usually have a dorky ass hairstyle and a wardrobe that primarily consists of sweatpants. They are good at long-term projects but at a certain point will introduce concepts that would have been banned by the Geneva Convention if they'd been creative enough to think about it. Their physical movements frequently resemble a whole-body sneeze. They are fun to hang out with, but do not invite them anywhere unless you want an obscene amount of cat hair to come with them.

"When the cops caught me stealing that guy's toenails, I tried to tell them Jorbigoth made me do it, but they didn't believe me."

Jorbigoth by soulpigeon December 12, 2022