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A city in the northern suburbs of Perth, filled with apartments, shops, industrial area and a train station that's home to the biggest faggots on all of Perth. The train 'rats' as they are referred to or derros run rampant throughout the city and often can be found sharing a goon bag amoungst 20+people at 'Turtle Pond' (which is actually joondalup tafe campus). These rats mug, steal, and vandalize and are actually the deffinnition of scum. The joondalup delinquents are on the very bottom of society.
"Oi cunt let's go get a stick at joondalup traino"
"The bus service is shit in joondalup"
joondalup by Joondalup August 18, 2015
joondi (joondalup) is basically the most accessible place for all the wannabe roadmans in the northside of Perth,

If you go there at night you’ll often see a group of boys with about 20 people and around 3-4 girls,

The guys are usually wearing a puffer jacket and ripped shorts with a lv belt or nike tech, hoodrich, geedup, trapstar and always wearing a lv bag with a probably fake lv belt.

They usually go to esh under the joondalup carpark and it mostly made up of Maoris and Africans. The girls are always white girls with fat eyebrows and long black hair, mostly wearing tracksuits aswell

Always hanging around joondalup station like it’s their home even tho they all live spread out around, butler, currambine, Warwick, banskia grove, kinross and ocean reef.

Don’t be surprised if you see these guys carrying shanks and fighting people on the side of the road.
Joondi boys groupchat
“J: link joondi(joondalup) station

W : course lahd

L: who’s bringin dugu

J: i can scrape my grindr
A: who’s bringing the hoes doe

L:i’m right here?

C: see you soon boys x
Joondalup by perth civilian February 27, 2023
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