Skip to main content
A girl who is mainly depressed from morning to sometime after lunch (because lunch cures he when she is hangry, which she constantly is). Then for a short 0.005 - 50 mins time period she isn’t depressed anymore but is mildly happy. Joni kate increases her happiness and hyper ness by chugging a full pack of nerds. But then times change. This is the dark zone. No one can tell if a Joni kate is happy or sad as this is the time where she more or likely is binging on marvel movies. There is a lot of laughing and crying involved so it’s quite hard to tell. Usually she is tired durning the day but an insomniac at night. Her regualar time for sleeping is 1am.

Her speciality’s are

-downing a whole bottle of whip creme faster that you can say “jk stop”
-is able to attract any boy at shinty in her range of view.
-goes beast mode (death mode) when food is not present in less than an hour period.
-was able to binge watch all marvel movies in the space of maybe less than a week
-pulling all nights every night

and many more things

Her friends are quite nice sometimes. Well one of them is nice and prett child back while the other is an absaloute mad lad who made this.

Favourite things

-marvel

-food
-music (specifically 2013)
-Tom Holland

-Tom Holland

-Tom Holland

-Tom Holland

-Tom Holland

-also did I mention Tom Holland

So yeh
Boys at shinty to her brothr - wow Joni kate is hot and has a nice ass

Friend 1 - so hows your day
Joni kate - really good actually
**1 minute later**
Friend 1 - so wanna hang out later

Joni kate - **hangirly** HANG OUT !! I need my priorities set straight you need to under stand that I have duties to do!!
Friend 1- like what

Joni kate - Stalk Tom Holland and well yeh
**one minute later**
Friend 1- **hands food**

Joni kate- you no what that sounds fun
Joni kate by mad lad 69 November 3, 2018
Joni kate mug front
Get the Joni kate mug.
See more merch

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026