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jonathan joestar

Someone comes into your life and Fucks it up
Don't worry bro your just like Jonathan joestar
jonathan joestar by Ya_boi_joestar September 25, 2019

Jonathan Joestar

He's a kind man who died trying to defeat his (TECHNICALLY NOT BUT OKAY ARAKI-) adoptive brother DIO Brando, and yes his name NEEDS to be in capitals.
Anyways He was a lovely man who was a wonderful husband to his wife Erina Pendleton and quite the gentlemen at that, even though he is clearly gay-
Right as I was saying he was loved by all including Speedwagon which after pursuing Jonathan he created the SWF which is the Speed wagon foundation, which specializes in finding better healthcare in scientific research and taking care of the rest of the Joestar bloodline.
This said Jonathan Joestar was a great man and he should be someone to look up to, also he is fucking gay Idek why Araki-

ANYWAYS He's a good JOJO okay now FUCK OFF DIO AND LET THE MAN LIVE-
basically calling someone a ✨Jonathan Joestar ✨ is being a wonderful human being DAMMIT-
"Aki is such a ✨Jonathan Joestar✨"
" yeah, bro he's totally a JOJO, OH SHIT HIS BODY IS BEING STOLEN-"
"AAAAAAH"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Jonathan Joestar

"Okay calm down bro u are just Jonathan Joestar"
Jonathan Joestar by neomiely November 22, 2021

Jonathan Joestar

Literally himbo personified
"You're such a Jonathan Joestar"

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026