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Jonathan Ji 

Jonathan Ji, is a very good friend who always tries to keep on top. He is very good at gaming and is quite smart. He surrounds himself with plenty of friends. Like Jared, Sam, Yuwen and Ryan. His grades are usually above average. He is a keeper. He will always your gf. He his pretty good at typing as well. Jonathan is also cracked at gaming.
Oh his name is Jonathan Ji? He must be cool!
Who is that cool person? Its Jonathan Ji?
Jonathan Ji by Adrien Fowl May 18, 2021
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Jonathan Jiang 

Jonathan, a person who doesn't feel guilty for lost property or doesn't repay one for bad deeds. Also denies broken property blatantly.
That guy was a jonathan jiang! he broke my phone and didnt repay it!
Jonathan Jiang by sragh1181 November 1, 2017

jonathaniscoop 

The act of sucking a mans penis aggressively and quickly
July gave me a killer jonathaniscoop the other day
jonathaniscoop by YesBoi69 July 30, 2020

jonathanripped 

WOW that jonathanripped!
jonathanripped by big lando December 2, 2019
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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