Jon Hamming

clearly demonstrating a bulge in your crotch of your pants, shorts, chubbies, etc. Sticky Fingers style.
Those pants are too tight, bro. You're totally Jon Hamming it.
by UrbanDictionarySnob June 24, 2015
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Jon Hammed

A step above being hammed (hammered).
Guy 1: Hey buddy, you hammed?

Guy 2: Oh I’m Jon Hammed
by Tyroil Smoothie-Wallace II March 11, 2021
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