Jon's balls worth

A unit of length as measured by balls so droopy that if the owner sat on a toilet (also known as a Jon), they touch the toilet water.

Ms. X: How much of this fruit-by-the-foot do you want?
Ms. Y: About a Jon's balls worth.
Ms. X: Wow, that much?
Ms. Y: Yeah, I'm pretty hungry.

by kgb123 September 01, 2013