Jolly Ranchers

Jolly Ranchers are a kind of candy that has tons of flavors. It has gummies, hard candy (original), popsicles, and more! They're my favorite candy, but I only like the hard candy kind because it's original and I think it's the better kind.
"I can buy you Jolly Ranchers as a treat for saving my life."
by Jolly_ranchers99 November 15, 2015
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A man who can keep an erection for a long period of time. Named after the candy Jolly rancher which nevers goes soft even in left in the mouth for hours.
"Girls call me Jolly Rancher, cause I stay so hard. You can suck me for long time, oh my God."-Laffy Taffy by D4L
by Adolphus91788 November 26, 2005
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metaphor used to describe a guy that stays hard forever during a BJ
"it can be sucked for a long time, melts in your mouth, not your hand, stays hard forever -- it's like a jolly rancher"
by Alexxxxxxxxxx October 20, 2005
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jolly ranchers are very good to eat.

the name can sometimes remind you of a gay farmer.

but thats ok, if you eat them your not gay.
mmmm, i love watermelon jolly ranchers. they feel good in my tummy.
by Sydnie the Hippie June 17, 2008
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reffering to cough medicine in pill form - taken recreationally for the DXM causes you to "trip", also taken through normal cough syrup
i got them rainbow colors in my cup
jolly ranchers man this shit be good as fuck
thats the syrp mothafucker thats that syrp
-3 6 mafia
by bor December 17, 2004
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When a man puts super glue on his penis and slaps a black man in the ear lobe with it until they are legally siamese twins connected by "Penis to Earlobe Bond"

This move was performed in 1989 by a one armed hooker named Steve.
I gave Lindsay Lohan A jolly rancher in the late 90's when the bitch gave me the wrong drink at McDonalds.

Wow jimmy, Look at that dumb asshole with a Dick stuck to his earlobe.
by Lebron Fucking James October 22, 2011
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The Act of inserting a jolly rancher(s) into a females vagina during "playtime." After a while, the jolly rancher(s) will melt and ooze out of her vagina, the male/female then licks the reminence of the jolly rancher.
Jolly ranchers taste better when u give a girl a jolly rancher.
by Kevin March 22, 2005
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