Coffee joint is like a joint, except it's for coffee. You roll a piece of paper and light the joint then light the stove with it. You then proceed to make coffee in a stovetop espresso maker. Coffee is not possible without the coffee joint.

I lit the stove with the coffee joint, then I made coffee in the stovetop espresso maker.

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Coffee joint by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2020

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10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

nishiki: 10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy by I'm the coolest guy ever December 8, 2022

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Zombie Joint

A joint that you have put inside of a typical metal pipe, then smoke out of the pipe until the whole joint is douched in resin. Can smoke up to an hour.

Zombie joints have a really scary high

Zombie Joint by Abriel Ole September 30, 2016

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Bong joint

Joints that are thick and not very long, like a chode. They're inevitably shit.

Joe: Hey David do you mind rolling?
David: Yeah no problem, I'll roll a fat joint. It'll smoke really well.
Nishanth: Oh fuck he's rolling another bong joint, thats a shit joint right there.

Bong joint by Smoke_weed_everyday October 11, 2012

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