johnnie walker 

Best alchoholic drink ever made!! 42% of alchohol can be either very strong or very layed back. Comes In Red, Black, Green, Gold, Swing, And Blue Label. From Scotland

Lets Have A Johnnie!
that means lets drink some Johnnie Walker!

johnnie walker by colombiano3537 October 4, 2005

Johnnie Walker 

The greatest whiskey/ scotch blend known to mankind. Mix with Jack Daniels and Jim Beam to create a drink known as "The Three Wise Men." (Some prefer to add Jose Cuervo instead of Jim Beam.) Very popular amongest the Indian community (from India.)

My friend thought he was hardcore because he drinks JD, so I gave him a couple shots of Johnnie Walker's Black Label and he was on his ass.

Johnnie Walker by Dee July 22, 2008

Johnnie Walker Red 

Gross shit that tastes like meat. I bought it once to imitate a celebrity. Once.

Drinking Johnnie Walker Red is like kissing John Wayne.

Johnnie Walker Red by nothingsnecessary November 1, 2012