John Wayne toilet paper

Rough and tough and doesn't take shit off of anyone

Damn dude, why you walking so funny?

I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.

I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.

John Wayne toilet paper by Tongue Roll July 26, 2013

John Wayne toilet paper

John Wayne toilet paper – Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take shit off of anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture.

Can I score a roll from that big box of ass wipe that your mom sent last week?
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.

John Wayne toilet paper by Trav March 28, 2005

John Wayne toilet paper

Inexpensive, single-ply, institutional-grade coarse toilet paper; from a joke. This stuff we use is John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it takes no crap off of anyone!

Barry in janitorial services went the passive-aggressive route when he was stiffed on his long-overdue raise. Suddenly, the two-ply Charmin was replaced by John Wayne toilet paper.

John Wayne toilet paper by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 12, 2005

John Wayne Toilet Paper

Toilet paper that doesn't effectively remove fecal material from the body after taking a crap.

Unfortunately all they had in the gas station restroom was John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take shit off of anybody!

John Wayne Toilet Paper by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011

John Wayne Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper that is very nasty and rough and does not take shit off anyone. Usually this toilet paper is found in portable toilets.

Why does my office restroom always seem to have John Wayne Toilet Paper?

John Wayne Toilet Paper by Genuine April 26, 2005

john wayne toilet paper

Its rough. Its tough. And it dont take no shit from any indians.

Pretty much anything any cowboy ever wiped his ass with.

john wayne toilet paper by Will June 5, 2003

john wayne toilet paper

A term for when the cardboard tube of a depleted roll of toilet paper is used as toilet paper.

"Man, I was out of good toilet paper so, I had to use the john wayne toilet paper" Jake said. His roommates replied "I see. So you had to use the empty roll."

john wayne toilet paper by Morrison House February 16, 2008