A asshat who annoys my cousin and hates everyone because he cant get someone to suck his dick
sometimes is just wanna kill john swift ya' know
by A psychotic dreamer June 15, 2017
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1. a sexy mofo who knows whats up.
2. smokes weed everyday. literally.
by mynameiswhatpseudonym January 24, 2016
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