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john smith 

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An English name... contains two clichés.
guy #1: I'm John Smith.
guy #2: Can't your mom think of a better name than that?
john smith by -\_/- December 28, 2005
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John Smith 

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Dr Who's pseudonym when he is introducing himself to one he does not want to confide his real identity to.
Random: Who are you
The Dr: uhh...John Smith
John Smith by some random stalker August 23, 2010

John Smith 

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pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI
FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!
John Smith by John Smith May 13, 2005

John Smith 

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Microsoft's example name when customising m$ software.
Name:
eg. John Smith
John Smith by John Cactus October 10, 2006

John Smith 

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The name given to the top requested male whore in prison.
For two packs of smokes you can get John Smith.
John Smith by Rob Aldridge February 27, 2007

John Smith 

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the best minecraft lets player and has earned 12 subscribers on youtube
OMG ITS THE BEST MINECRAFT LETS PLAYER IT MUST BE JOHN SMITH
John Smith by himynameisconnor February 27, 2017
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