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John Martin

A super hot loveable guy who gives the best hugs/ kisses. All girls love him and he has the cutest smile. He alwayse smells amazeing and has the sexiest brown hair and mezmerizeing brown eyes to match. He RANDOMLY POKES PEOPLE (which is totally not normal BTW)
That john martin is so hot!!
John Martin by Q-T girl November 8, 2011
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John Martin

A stud of a man. Takes the largest dumps, flex’s his chickens , and exterminates simps. He’s not a man to be messed with will end your whole career, but will always come through in the clutch.
Do you see John Martin over there ?

That dude will save the world from simps.

John Martin

That Jim Norton is a real John Martin!
John Martin by Clownhead October 15, 2015

John Martin

John Martin by PewDieBoot October 6, 2018

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a guy
HELLO
My name is:
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Johnmartin 

Emotionally soft but strong willed, kind hearted and godly. Always careful not to offend people, mindful of every steps made in life, respect boundaries, very disciplined, values knowledge, but easily offended because of the expectation that people should behave like him. He has this eagerness for success and the desire to make a difference. He believes that every of his time is meant to serve a purpose. He is handsome, intelligent, sexy but secured. He doesn't get along with people easily, but when he does, he remains faithful and lovely. Are you looking for a faithful and hard-working partner in business, relationship, marriage and so on, he will serve that purpose. Also, he is not also a playful type, always suspicious of almost everything but will not allow his fears and weaknesses take the best of him. He doesn't fall in love easily, but when he does, can give everything to make his partner happy. He radiates perfection. He believes in hardworking and doing what is right despite all odds.
Are you Johnmartin kind of person?
Johnmartin by JmpDigital May 13, 2021

johnmartin 

Emotionally soft but strong willed, kind hearted and godly. Always careful not to offend people, mindful of every steps made in life, respect boundaries, very disciplined, values knowledge, but easily offended because of the expectation that people should behave like him. He has this eagerness for success and the desire to make a difference. He believes that every of his time is meant to serve a purpose. He is handsome, intelligent, sexy but secured. He doesn't get along with people easily, but when he does, he remains faithful and lovely. Are you looking for a faithful and hard-working partner in business, relationship, marriage and so on, he will serve that purpose. Also, he is not also a playful type, always suspicious of almost everything but will not allow his fears and weaknesses take the best of him. He doesn't fall in love easily, but when he does, can give everything to make his partner happy. He radiates perfection. He believes in hardworking and doing what is right despite all odds.
I want a friend called Johnmartin
johnmartin by JmpDigital May 13, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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