John Mac

The most evil supervillian ever. Is directly responsible for aids, racism, high tuition fees, the global recession and why I can buy acid at the convenience store.

It should also be noted that he provided both the sperm and robotic equipment necessary to produce the cyborg known as Stephen Harper.

Whats that John Mac, you caused aids and racism and the global recession and tuition increases and you are the father of Stephen Harper? DAMN!

John Mac by GMac_1511 March 9, 2009

john mac bonnett 

the original mung creator

john mac bonnett created the term "mung"

john mac bonnett by almond.moose August 22, 2021

John Maclean 

A YouTuber that does makeup videos while looking elegant. Really pale skin and always wears black. Seems like a cool person, but honestly I'd be intimidated if I every saw this majestic beast in real life.

"You're wearing a black dress to the grocery store? Who are you, John Maclean?!!"

John Maclean by MangoII December 27, 2017

John Mackey 

The god of modern music composition.

Let's pray John Mackey to write a new composition.

John Mackey by JaZzAdRiieN April 5, 2009

john macenroe

The act of stuffing a tennis ball in a wool tube sock up your ass and pulling it out quickly.

I gave your sister the john macenroe last night.

john macenroe by Mackerel Flap Smacker August 3, 2007

john macken

An absolutely amazing guy. Clever, handsome, strong and all in all a great guy. He is an amazing sportsman, especially in football and quite outspoken. He rarely opens up and he often would show his love for you. He doesn't care what others think about him; he just gets on with life. He is a good public speaker and rarely gets nervous.

Negatives:
He's just too handsome.

Hello john macken

john macken by 123JMAN123 November 25, 2013

John Macy 

Street Term for someone who files false police reports

"The Only thing worse then a snitch

is a John Macy."
- The Masta Chief

John Macy by The #1 Pundit October 16, 2020