John Kelly

When you take a shit so large and humungous, it overflows the towels and clogs it up.
Man 1: Yo man I just took this massive fucking shit
Man 2: Did you clog the toilet?
Man 1: Yes.
Man 2: Haha, you just fucking John Kelly'd it!
by Bruce_Balboa May 13, 2015
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James-John Kelly

My best friend forever, he is the best thing to ever happen to me.
He will support me through anything!
Conner Evans: "JJ *confesses something*"
James-John Kelly(JJ): "It's okay i will help you through this."
by ConnerBi2007 June 10, 2019
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